我叫凯弗 I'm Kev.
芙洛拉 Flora.
我之后会和你上床的 I'm gonna be riding you later.
不 你不会 No, you won't.
- 嗨 你好吗? - 芙洛拉 你好吗? - Hi, how are you? - Flora. How are ya?
我很好 I'm good.
芙洛拉 你这次很乖 Good girl, Flora.
- 早安 - 完蛋 - Mornin'. - Oh, fuck.
我就说吧 亲 你常去变形者吧? Told ya. Do you go to Shifters much, love, yeah?
对 我是常客 那家夜店很赞 Yeah, all me life. Great club.
不如我做点早餐吧? Listen, will I whip us up something for breakfast?
炒蛋早餐怎么样?冰箱在哪? A little fry maybe, you know? Where's the fridge?
冰箱里什么都没有 都被我的儿子吃光了 There's nothing in it. Me son eats it all.
你有个儿子? There's a son?
对 Yeah.
- 他在哪? - 不知道 - Where is he? - Don't know.
应该在学校 但在哪儿都有可能 Supposed to be in school. Could be anywhere.
我昨晚都和你说过了吧?在德士上 I told you all about this last night, in the taxi?
你说你不介意? You said you were cool with that?
出去的时候关好门 Shut the door on the way out.
过去的几个月里 Have you committed any antisocial behavior
- 你是否曾有过任何反社会行为? - 不可能 警卫 - in the last few months of your life? - No way, Guard.
就你所知 你是否曾收取任何盗窃赃物? Have you received any stolen goods to the best of your knowledge?
绝对没有 警卫 Absolutely not, Guard.
你是否曾盗窃任何东西? Have you stolen any goods?
有也没被发现过 Not that I got caught with.
- 白痴 好好回答他 - 该死的 - Answer him properly, you fucking idiot. - Fuck.
- 你的黑眼圈是怎么来的? - 和人打架 - How did you get the black eye? - Fighting.
麦克斯 你考虑过加入拳击社吗? Did you never think of joining the boxing club, Max?
没有 他们只想让我当清洁工 抹掉地板上的口水 No. They only wanted me to clean up, mop spit off the floor.
- 我才不做那个 - 洛基就是这样开始的 - I'm not doing that. - That's how Rocky started.
弗农山有个新的骑行小组 They have a new cycling group in Mount Vernon.
我没有脚踏车 Don't have a bike.
他卖掉了脚踏车 买了个二手笔电 用来玩电游 He sold it for a secondhand laptop so he could play video games.
我用电脑不只是做那个 That's not all I do on it.
我也用它看色情片 Watch pornography on it too.
青少年联络计划旨在让年轻人 The Juvenile Liaison program is designed to keep young people
遵纪守法 以免落入监狱 out of the court system, and so out of prison.
我们都知道像你这样的漂亮小男生 在监狱会遭遇什么 And we all know what they do to pretty young lads like you in prison.
他们会被鸡奸 麦克斯 They anally rape them, Max.
今天就到这吧 孩子 We'll leave it there, son.
但我要给你一个警告 你正朝犯一系列罪的方向发展 But I'm warning you now, you're headed in that direction
这些罪行列举起来 都和我的手臂一样长了 with a string of offenses the length of me arm.
再多一项 你就要坐牢了 One more offense and you'll be behind bars.
芙洛拉 给他找点事情干 Flora, find him something to do.
让他那纤细的手指忙起来 好吗? Something to keep those light fingers occupied, yeah?
天 瞧瞧你 大巧克力脑袋 Yikes. Look at you, you big chocolate head.
是 抱歉 她在厨房找到了点巧克力 Oh, yeah, sorry. She found some in the kitchen.
没事 No worries.
- 健身如何? - 棒极了 我看起来怎么样? - How was your workout? - Amazing. How am I doing?
- 美极了 - 好耶 - You look amazing. - Yay.
好了 芙洛拉 你可以走了 谢谢 Okay, Flora, you're free to go. Thanks.
是 宝宝给你 Right. Here's your baby.
艾什琳 真感谢你 Thanks so much, Aishling.
回头见 索尔卡 周一见 See ya, Sorcha. See you Monday.
- 拜拜 - 再次感谢 - Bye now! - Thanks again!
不 该我谢谢你 No, thanking you!
过来 Come here.
- 好吧 - 准备好了? - Yeah, all right. - You ready?
修好这把吉他要多少钱? How much to fix this guitar up?
让我看看 Let me see--
收紧颈杆调节杆 换一套新弦、两个新机械琴键 Tighten the truss rod, a set of strings, two new machine heads.
- 60欧元 - 滚 - Sixty euro? - Fuck off.
18欧元 Eighteen euro.
成交 Do it.
嗨 Hiya.
那是什么? What's that?
是一架钢琴 It's a piano.
是谁的? Whose is it?
等等 我有多少个孩子来着? Wait, now, how many kids do I have?
让我想想 一个吧 Well, let's see. One?
是你的 It's yours.
你从哪弄来的? Where'd you get it?
谁在乎它是哪来的? 这是吉他 能演奏音乐 Who cares where it came from? It's a guitar. It makes music.
你以前对音乐很着迷的 You used to be dead into music.
生日快乐 Happy birthday.
你是从其中一家人家里偷来的 对吧? You fucking robbed it from one of the houses, didn't you?
不 我不是偷来的 弹弹吧 No, I didn't rob it. Play it.
- 不想弹 - 为什么? - Don't want to play. - Why not?
- 我什么时候变成吉他手了? - 现在啊 - Since when am I a guitarist? - Since now!
- 天 你都不是为我买的 - 你怎么知道?也许是我买的 - Jesus. You didn't even buy it for me. - How do you know? Maybe I did.
是吗? Well, did ya?
不是 但那重要吗? No. But why does that matter?
从小到大 你从没给我买过任何东西 Me whole life, you never get me anything.
然后你带着这布满灰尘的垃圾回家 Then you come home with this dusty piece of shit
在我生日的第二天 the day after me birthday,
还期待我突然变成艾德希兰? and expect me to turn into Ed fucking Sheeran?
- 这是个礼物 谁在乎? - 我不要 - It's a gift. Who cares? - I don't want it.
- 这是一堆垃圾 - 你真是个白眼狼 - It's a crock of fucking shit. - You ungrateful prick.
你是个从不给他人任何东西的荡妇 And you're a daft slag who never gave anyone anything.
小混蛋 别这么对我说话 Don't talk to me like that, you little prick.
婊子 Cunt.
你就是从本婊子身体里蹦出来的 不知感恩的小畜生 You came out of my cunt, you ungrateful little animal.
有一天我会给你来个惊喜 揍你这张脸 One day I'm gonna surprise you and smash into your fucking face!
在那之前 你已经坐大牢了 You'll be behind bars before that!
- 那就好 可以离你远点 - 去啊 - Good. Away from you! - Go on!
回去找你爸 Go back to your da!
你忘拿了你的礼物 You forgot your fucking present.
嗨 爸 Hey, Da.
过来 小家伙 Come here, little man.
我在兰博基尼里 I'm in the Lamborghini.
- 芙洛拉 - 伊恩 - Flora. - Ian.
我听说吉他那事了 Heard about the guitar episode.
你家有个哈里斯戴尔斯啊 So you had a little Harry Styles on your hands, was it?
谁知道他能成为什么大人物? 毕竟他有那个基因 Who knows what he could be? I mean, look at the genes.
和基因无关 重要的是梦想 It's not about the genes. It's about dreams.
我为了他放弃自己的音乐梦 还有为了你 不客气 I gave up my musical dreams for him. And you. You're welcome.
又开始了 Here we go.
你知道你我相识那天晚上 我们乐队和雪地巡警同台演出吧? You do know we were on the same billing as Snow Patrol the night you and I met?
我当然知道 否则为什么和你上床 Course I did. It's why I fucked ya.
想象一下 如果情况不同 如今我都不知道身处哪里 To think where I could be now, if things hadda been different.
喜悦山、波特劳伊思、四叶草山监狱 Mountjoy, Portlaoise, Cloverhill.
挑一间 Pick a prison.
很幽默 Very funny.
继续 你最好离开了 小心他们把你的巫婆扫帚给毁了 Go on, you'd better go. They'll clamp your fucking broomstick.
总之 我可能会自己学吉他 Anyway, I might learn the guitar meself.
好吧 Okay.
也许你不是家里唯一的天才 Could be you're not the only genius in this family.
抱歉 但你弹吉他?实在太好笑了 Sorry, but you playing the guitar? That's just too funny.
- 为什么? - 因为那需要投入 - Why? - 'Cause it takes dedication,
多年的练习、汗水、坚持 years of practice, sweat, commitment.
不是某个真人秀的一夜改头换面 It's not just an overnight transformation on some fucking reality TV show.
花了20年才磨出手上的老茧 Took 20 years to build up them calluses.
你真好意思和我讲坚持? Are you really gonna talk to me about commitment?
她在哪? Where is she?
在美甲店做美甲呢? At a nail bar, getting a manicure?
还是在做巴西式提臀手术啊? Or at the surgery, getting a Brazilian arse lift?
她不需要手术 亲 She doesn't need one, love.
你令人作呕 You're disgusting.
别成天坐在沙发上吸大麻、玩电游 And don't just sit on the couch smoking weed and playing video games.
而且她的屁股也就一般般 And her arse isn't that amazing!
以免你不知道 Just FYI!
嗨 Hey.
- 芙洛拉 - 胡安妮塔 - Flora. - Juanita.
- 有点尴尬 - 我不觉得 - Awkward. - Not for me.
我是过来人了 他归你了 不客气 I've been there. You're welcome to him.
谢谢 回头见 Thanks. See ya.
回见 Hasta luego.
真要命 Fucking hell.
我不能继续这样下去 I can't go on like this.
好的 我们走吧 Okay. Let's go.
不 我是说我的人生 No. I mean, in life.
我的人生不能就这样了 This can't be my story.
和一个恨我的孩子蜗居 Living in a shoebox with a kid who hates me,
他爸不愿见我 and his da who doesn't see me.
我的人生故事不能是这样的 This can't be my narrative.
他不要你的礼物 那又如何? He rejected your prezzie. So what?
说句公道话 礼物都不是你买的 而且你还忘了他的生日 You didn't even buy it, in fairness, and you forgot his birthday.
但你是个很棒的母亲 But you are a great mother.
我是吗? Am I?
我看那些关于小孩失踪和警方追查的新闻 I watch those news stories about kids gone missing and police hunts,
我为那些父母感到难过 and I feel for those parents.
但有时 我觉得 换做是我的话 也不会那么介意 But sometimes, I wouldn't mind that so much.
我希望他安全无事 但有时候 I wouldn't want anything bad to happen to him, but sometimes,
我也希望自己回到家而他不在 I'd love to come home and he just wasn't there.
好吧 我话说早了 Okay, I take it back.
你是个心理变态 我得走了 You are a fucking psycho. I gotta go.
一会儿在变形者见? See ya in Shifters later?
我对这个问题说过不吗? Have I ever said no to that question?
看 总有些事值得期待 See, there's something to look forward to.
回头见 芙洛拉 See ya, Flora.
这把烟嗓...你的声线太厉害了 That smoky voice-- That is one heck of a little vehicle you have there.
你就像钻石一样闪耀 我们知道你有这个能耐 You are sparkling like the diamond we always knew you were.
看着你把歌曲的情绪表现出来 Just watching you sell the emotion of the song
是我当评委以来所见识到的 最令人惊叹的场面 is one of the most impressive things I've seen since I've been judging.
表现太出色了 Tremendous job.
(现在就报名 americanidol.com/auditions) Start your journey.
开始你的旅程
搞什么? The fuck?
(谷歌 吉他课)
大家好 再次欢迎 Hello, chaps. Welcome, once again.
如果你是吉他初学者 那么你很有可能 If you are a beginner guitarist, there's a really high chance
会出现这五种错误 that you are making one of these five mistakes.
有一段时间 我曾经 Then I had, you know, a period of time
穿着睡衣 练这个练了整整一个周末 where I was just practicing that for just a whole weekend, in my pajamas.
要成为杰夫贝克、吉米佩吉 只有一种方式 There's only one way to become a Jeff Beck, a Jimmy Page.
且听我道来 Let me tell you.
你可能以为吉他的学习轨迹通常是这样的 This is how you might imagine a typical guitar progress curve.
一旦你练习了一万个小时 Once you've put in your 10,000 hours,
你就正式成为专业吉他手 you're officially a professional guitarist.
- 不 - 三个“P” - Oh, no. - The three P's:
练习、练习、练习、练习 那么 我们就用四个“P”练习法 practice, practice, practice, practice. So, let's go with the four P's.
我会用十分钟教会你音乐理论 I'm gonna teach you music theory in ten minutes.
- YouTube 你好吗? - ZR在此 我将教你 What up, YouTube? Your boy, ZR, ready to teach you
如何弹奏大师级吉他 how to shred the gnar on guitar.
你好 又是我 艾莉森小姐 Hi again. Miss Allison here.
- 现在轮到你了 - 你穿的是什么? - Now it's your turn! - What are you wearing?
让我告诉你 你即将建立一段 Well, let me tell you, you are about to embark on a relationship
持续一生的关系 that will last you a lifetime.
一段快乐、宁静和安乐的关系 One of joy and calm and peace.
吉他很像脚踏车 A guitar is a lot like a bicycle.
只要投入一点 就能得到很多 You put a little bit into it, and you get a hell of a lot out.
但这个视频只是 关于我吉他课的一个介绍片 But this is just by way of an introduction to lessons with me.
让我们都坐下来 思考一下这一点 Let's all just sit here and think about that for a second.
想一想你身上原本就有的潜力 About the potential that's already there in the room with you right now.
如果你想学习弹吉他 就点击那个按钮、报名 If you wanna learn to play, just hit that button there and sign up.
拜拜 Bye.
(跟杰夫学吉他)
(专业吉他老师的课程 20美元)
要20美元? Twenty fucking dollars?
完美 Perfect.
拥有魔力 阿布拉达卡布拉 Got magic Abra da Cabra
美女们 真好看... That's very nice, girls. Very nice.
魅力四射 我的魅力四射 Serious charms I got serious fuckin' charms
身边性感辣妹成堆 Red hot girls buzz around in swarms
揽着我的脖子 挽着我的手臂 Round me neck Hangin' off me arms
我的手臂健壮无比 吧啦... Serious guns, I got serious guns Blap, blap, blap...
走吧 该吃晚餐了 Come on. It's dinner time.
有魔杖 有豪车 有蜜糖 有魅力 Got wand, got whip Got honey, got grip
有票子 有亮点 Got money, got wow!
中枪了 又如何?没事 上帝为我跑腿 Got shot, so what? No worry Got God on me payroll...
回头见 萨曼莎 See ya, Samantha.
有美女从北面来 Got girls appearing From the North Side
看起来很棒 It looks brilliant.
该死 这太疯狂了 Fuck! This is crazy.
像老鹰一样飞翔 糟糕... Flying like eagles. And-- Shit...
好的 我出门了 Right, I'm going out.
去哪里?去找今天和你一起的那帮人? To where? To that lot you were with today?
不 只是去利斯家 然后去一趟警局 No, just off to Rhys's house, then over to the precinct for a bit.
你不会去某个大楼什么的玩低空跳伞吧? You're not going to do some BASE jumping off some buildings or something?
不会 而且我们都没有运动摄像机 No. We don't have a GoPro anyway.
因为我可不希望警卫打来 'Cause the last thing I want is the Guards calling here,
说你从大楼什么的坠地了 telling me you've fallen off a tower block or something.
说你死了 人没了 And you're dead. And gone.
9点回家 Be back at 9:00!
- 为什么? - 因为我说了算 - For what? - Because I fucking say so.
我等不及离开家的那天 I can't wait for the day I don't have to be here.
你在这个家的唯一原因是 你爸想腾出时间来 The only reason you're here is 'cause your da wants his days off
弄他的项目 for his projects.
否则你一天到晚都会和他在一起 相信我 Otherwise you'd be with him 24-7, trust me.
你不希望我在 那我为何9点要回家? If you don't want me here, why do I have to be back at 9:00?
别和我玩心理战 出去 Don't play mind games with me. Get out.
嘿 芙洛拉 你预约了我中午12点的课? Hey, Flora, are you my 12:00 p.m.?
对 Yeah.
你好吗? How are you?
我挺好 你呢? I'm all right. How are you?
是 洛杉矶的天气晴好 Yeah, sun is shining in Los Angeles.
我能闻到风中的桉树香气 所以没什么可抱怨的 I can smell the eucalyptus on the breeze, so can't complain.
是 都柏林这的天气也好 Yeah, lovely here in Dublin too.
那边是晚上吗? Is it evening there?
不 这里永远都灰沉沉的 No, it's just permanently this grim.
那么 你想学吉他 So, you wanna learn the guitar.
好学吗? Is it easy?
取决于你学的目的 Depends what you wanna do with it.
你是想要自娱自乐 Do you want to just play for your own pleasure,
还是想演奏给其他人听 or you wanna play for other people,
想用吉他创作歌曲还是弹你最爱的歌曲? you wanna write songs on it or learn your favorite songs?
你希望从中得到什么? What are you hoping to get out of this?
我看那些弹吉他或弹钢琴的女人 感觉好性感 I look at women playing the guitar or the piano, and it's so sexy.
天 我想这是许多人学乐器的原因 Wow. I guess that is why a lot of people take up an instrument.
- 这是你学的原因吗? - 不是 - Is that why you took it up? - No.
不 你人挺帅的 不需要这个 No, you look pretty good. Wouldn't say you need it.
- 好吧 - 所以你当初为什么学吉他? - Okay. - So why'd you start then?
我们还是把重点放在你身上吧? Let's focus on you, all right?
这主意不错 Good plan.
好的 那么 我们坐直了 Okay. So, let's sit it up there.
我会教你一些根音和弦 我们从G开始 I'll teach you some root chords. Let's start with G.
准备好了? Ready?
- 很好 - 好的 - Brilliant. - Okay.
你需要学会多少和弦才能开始创作歌曲? So how many chords do you need to know before you can write a song?
这其实与和弦的数量无关 It's not really about the number of chords.
更重要的是如何使用它们 It's more, you know, how you use them.
比如这个 Like-- Here.
好的 同一首歌 Okay. Same song.
老天啊 Jesus.
对 第一个版本中用的都是同样的 Yeah, so the first version, it uses all the same,
颜料、画布、画笔 you know, paints and canvas and brushes.
但第二个版本中 多了20年的人生历练和心碎过往 But the second version has got 20 years of life and heartache on display.
你能看到所有的笔触 You can see all the brushstrokes.
同样的三个和弦展现出了这不同的人格 All that personality's in the same three chords.
你也许会弹一千个和弦 And you can know a thousand chords
但却无法创作出这么美的音乐 and never write something as beautiful as that.
这是你的问题吗? Is that your problem?
我没意识到我有问题啊 I didn't know I had a problem.
亲 你在教吉他网课 You're teaching guitar online, love.
- 对 忘了你是爱尔兰人 - 那你会一千个和弦吗? - Right. You're Irish. - So do you know a thousand chords?
我的意思是人人都知道同样数量的词 What I'm saying is, we all know the same number of words,
可不是人人能写出莎士比亚的十四行诗 but we don't all write a Shakespeare sonnet.
我混乱了 I'm confused.
很好 你的目标是什么?除了性感 Good. What are your goals? Besides being sexy.
让人刮目相看 Impress people.
- 让谁? - 男人 - Who? - Men.
- 为什么? - 性和陪伴 - Why? - Sex and company.
是 还有呢? Yeah, but what else?
让他们喜欢我 To make them like me.
- 他们为什么不喜欢现在的你? - 不知道呢 - Why don't they like you already? - I don't know.
也许他们看不见你的笔触 Maybe they can't see your brushstrokes.
你在和我调情吗? Are you coming on to me?
- 什么? - 你也是歌曲创作人? - Sorry? - So you're a songwriter too?
- 你怎么知道的? - 网上搜的 - How do you know that? - Google.
六秒就查到了 Took about six seconds.
你住在洛杉矶哪里? Where do you live in LA?
我住在托潘加峡谷 I live in Topanga Canyon.
我听过 你肯定开皮卡车、饲养马 I heard of that. I bet you drive a pickup and work with horses.
我没有饲养马 I do not work with horses.
你的星座是什么? What's your star sign?
- 我不知道 - 你不知道自己的生日? - I don't know. - You don't know your own birthday?
我们还是继续上课吧? Let's get back to the lesson, all right?
我问你 你觉得自己热爱音乐吗? Let me ask you, do you consider yourself a big music person?
我一直觉得音乐人很有吸引力 I mean, I was always very attracted to musicians.
我的前夫就是 他曾和雪地巡警同场表演 I married one. He was on the same bill as Snow Patrol once.
不 我的意思是 芙洛拉 如果你对音乐没兴趣 为什么要来上课? No, I'm asking, what are you doing here, Flora, if music's not really your thing?
我喜欢你的样子 I liked the look of ya.
好吧 Okay.
其他老师看起来都惺惺作态或很逊 All the other teachers seemed like real posers and wankers,
你知道 失败的音乐人那种 you know, failed musicians.
但你感觉... But you seemed sorta...
很真实 real.
我是真实的 I am real.
我第一次看到你时 你让我心情平静下来 You sorta calmed me down when I saw you for the first time.
你的嗓音让人平静 就像泡澡 Your voice was all soothing. Like a bath.
是 Right.
能问你个问题吗? Can I ask you something?
- 好 - 你可能觉得有点奇怪 - Sure. - You might find it a little bit weird.
你能再弹一次刚才那首歌吗?但是这一次 Could you play that same song again, but this time...
把上衣脱掉? with your shirt off?
亲爱的杰夫 很抱歉 上一堂课时我很不正经 Dear Jeff, I'm sorry for messing around on our last lesson.
我承认 课前喝了葡萄酒 Suffice to say that wine had been taken.
我的确想学吉他并认真对待 原因?我也不知道 I do intend to learn the guitar and take it seriously. Why? I don't know.
我总是上课时取笑老师的那个 I was always the one in class making fun of the teacher.
因为总有人要当这个角色 但如果你肯继续教我 我不会取笑你 Because someone had to. But I won't, if you'll keep teaching me.
很抱歉我物化了你 Sorry I objectified ya.
我可以给你发一张我很赞的咪咪照 I can send you a picture of my amazing tits
弥补过错 如果你想的话 芙洛拉 to balance things out again, if you'd like? Flora.
好了 现在 我们把你屁股上的便便清干净吧 Right, now, let's get that shite off your arse.
准备好了? Ready?
(周二晚上8点 你的时间 别喝酒)
什么声音? What is that?
- 你在干什么?吵死了 - 闭嘴 - What are you doing though? It's annoying. - Shut up!
女人真烦 Fucking woman.
该死 Fuck.
- 我出门了 - 很好 - Right, I'm going out. - Good.
你去哪? I mean, where?
出去走走 Just around.
你又要去找上次我看到的那个女孩? You gonna be hanging out with that girl I've seen you with?
你朋友视频里那个穿得像妓女的那个? The one dressed up like a prostitute in your man's video?
萨曼莎?不知道 可能她也在 Samantha? Don't know, she could be there.
她人怎么样? What's she like?
不知道 不在乎 9点回家 Don't know. Don't really care. Right, back at 9:00.
或10点 Or 10:00!
如果你想的话 If you like.
嗨 Hiya.
不敢相信你回了我 Can't believe you got back to me.
你是个挑战 我喜欢挑战 我们开始吧? Well, you're a challenge. I like a challenge. Should we get started?
放马来 Let's rock.
好的 芙洛拉 让我们再了解了解你 All right. Flora, let's get to know you a bit better.
你最喜欢的歌曲是什么? What is your all-time favorite song?
我更喜欢舞曲 I'm more into dance music.
詹姆斯布朗特的《你真美》 "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt.
好的 这下出问题了 Okay, we're gonna have a problem.
- 为什么? - 那首歌我无法接受 - Why? - That's not an acceptable song.
它传播得很广啊 It's catchy.
霍乱也是啊 So was cholera.
我不知道“霍乱”这首歌 I don't know that one.
如果你要学弹歌曲 If you're gonna be learning to play songs,
我们得把标准提高一点 we're just gonna need to raise the bar a little bit.
- 那你写过什么歌? - 我是老师 - What have you written then? - I'm a teacher.
没错 所以闭嘴 别对布朗特品头论足 Exactly. So shut up criticizing Blunt.
- 你行你来啊 - 来什么? - You do it. - Do what?
写一首打动数百万人、让他们哭的歌 Write a song that reaches millions of people's hearts and makes them weep.
让人哭不是成就 霸凌者天天都这么做 Making people cry is not an achievement. Bullies do it every day.
那就弹一首你的歌吧 Let's hear one of your songs then.
歌词必须不只是“你真美” Lyrics need to be more than just "you're beautiful"
或是唱寂寞女子的陈词滥调 or some series of platitudes for lonely women,
慰藉她们心灵的那种 trying to make 'em feel better about themselves.
那种不叫情歌 那叫互助小组 That's not a love song. That's a self-help group.
如果你这么认为 那你对女人真是一无所知 You don't know the first thing about women if you think that.
我知道成年人不想听别人说她们多漂亮 I know that grown-ups don't want to be told how pretty they are
就像试图在酒吧泡妞的变态 like some creep trying to pick 'em up at a bar.
天啊 不过就是首歌嘛 Jesus Christ, it's just a bloody song.
不 从来不只是一首歌 No. It is never just a song.
这是时间暂停了三分半钟 It is a three-and-a-half-minute pause in time
这期间你要做某件美妙的 被上帝触碰过的事 in which to do something wonderful, something touched by God.
不好 你是不是基督教布道的人? Oh, no. Are you some sort of Christian evangelist dude?
没有你 我过得很好 I get along without you
非常好 Very well
当然很好 Of course, I do
除了微雨的日子 Except when soft rains fall
雨水从树叶上滴落 我会记得 And drip from leaves, then I recall
那种被庇护的激动心情 The thrill of being sheltered
缱绻在你的怀中 In your arms
当然很好 Of course, I do
但是没有你 我过得很好 But I get along without you
非常好 Very well
- 天啊 - 对不对? - Jesus Christ. - Right?
- 难以置信 - 如此简单 如此直接 - That's unbelievable. - So simple, so direct.
和“漂亮”无关 Nothing about beauty.
你是个天才 You are a genius.
你真的喜欢? So you really like it?
太动听了 你必须让世人听到这首歌 It's stunning. You've got to get that out there in the world.
你觉得这首歌的销量 能比得上《你真美》吗? You think that would sell as much as "You're Beautiful"?
也许没那么多 我还是很喜欢那首 这是可以的吧? Maybe not as much as that. I mean, I still like the other song too. Is that allowed?
不 那叫 斯德哥尔摩症 No, that's Stockholm syndrome.
我们要给你“反洗脑” 等我们的课结束后 We're gonna "de-brainwash" you. By the time we're finished here,
你就没时间留给这些幼稚的 商业歌曲和陈词滥调了 you're not gonna have time for these childish jingles and clichés.
- 我好累 - 我们才刚开始 - I'm exhausted. - Well, we're just getting started.
想学这首歌的和弦吗?这样你就能弹了 You wanna learn the chords to that song so you can play it?
- 好 - 好的 从C开始 - Yeah. - All right. Starts with C.
无名指放在第五根弦上 So, your ring finger, here on the fifth string.
在那个点上面 对 Right there at that dot. Yep.
你的手指很长、很好看 我的粗粗短短的 You have lovely long fingers. Mine are quite stubby.
手指不重要 海恩哈特少了两根手指呢 Your fingers don't matter. Django Reinhardt was missing two fingers.
- 天 我好爱他 - 嗯哼 - Wow. I love him. - Uh-huh.
中指在这里 然后食指在最上面 So, the middle finger there, then your pointer's way up here.
对 Yep.
- 这里 和这里? - 没错 上面一个 扫弦吧 - There. And there? - There you go. One up. Strum that.
对... Yeah! Yeah.
- 感觉不错吧? - 可不是嘛 - Feels good, right? - Yeah, baby!
抱歉 Sorry.
- 那是什么? - 没什么 我喜欢 - What's that? - Nothing. I love this.
你学得很快 You're a quick learner.
我就知道我擅长这个 I knew I'd be good at this.
继续吧 还有什么? Let's move on. What else you got?
接下来是G 然后是F 但我们先练C Well, next would be G and then F, but let's stick for a second on C.
好的 Okay, let's.
你现在学会了C弦 很自豪 对吧? You are now the proud owner of C, right?
五分钟前你还不会 And you didn't own that five minutes ago.
你很富裕 你拥有猫王拥有的东西 You're rich. You own something Elvis owned.
- 我更想拥有他的飞机 - 而且不花你一分钱 - I'd rather have his plane. - Plus, it didn't cost you anything.
这堂课20美元 但我明白你的意思 继续 Well, $20 for this class, but I do know what you mean. Go on.
你拥有了一样新的东西 没有人能夺走它 You own something new, and nobody can take it away from you.
这不仅仅是某个“必备物品” And this isn't just some must-have object.
不是手袋、车或电话 It's not a bag or a car or a phone.
你见过吉他广告吗? 没有 吉他不需要广告就能卖 You ever seen an ad for a guitar? No, it sells itself.
这是可以陪伴终生的礼物 你可以随时使用它 This is a gift you can take to your grave, and you can use it whenever you want.
在对的时机 And in the right context,
它会用我们甚至无法理解的方式 直接触动你的心灵 it can speak directly to your heart in ways we don't even understand.
超越思绪、超越语言、超越想法 More than thoughts, more than words, more than ideas.
不过是一个无形的和弦 Just a chord, hanging there in the air.
C C.
(每月第一个周一 创作歌手之夜)
(现在就报名 送现金大奖)
被鸟儿叫醒 Woken up by the birds
她想知道它们在想什么 She wonders what they think about
是否相反 If instead
她遇见一个男人 给她看魔术戏法 She meets a man Who shows her magic tricks
各种魔术戏法 All sorts of magic tricks
他让她活得... And he lets her live...
- 谁都能报名吗? - 能啊 就是为了这个 - Can anyone sign up? - For sure, yeah. That's the idea.
发展本土音乐 Just keeping the music local.
现金大奖是什么? What's the cash prize?
门票收入的八成 通常每天有大约50个顾客 Eighty percent of the door. There's usually about 50 punters.
- 每个人多少钱? - 5欧元 - How much a head? - Fiver.
天 够贵的 他们有那么糟糕吗? Jesus, that's pricey enough. Are they all that shit?
那不是重点 重要的是让本地的音乐不死 It's not about that. It's about keeping music alive in the neighborhood.
这是我最在乎的 That's all I'm about.
谁决定赢家? So who decides who wins?
我 巴里伯恩 活动主办方 I do. Barry Byrne. Events promoter.
我知道你是谁 巴里 I know who you are, Barry.
真的? Oh, yeah?
天 你好吗? Oh, Jesus. How are ya?
别提示我 菲奥娜 Don't tell me. Fiona.
芙洛拉 Flora.
就知道是“F”开头的 Knew you were in the F's.
我该进去了 很高兴再见到你 Better go in. Good to see you again.
在白天见到 In the daylight.
我打赌她会胜出 I bet she wins!
唱歌... Singing...
你看起来很年轻 You look very young.
我那时是很年轻 I was very young.
你觉得拍那个要花多少钱? How much do you think that cost to shoot that?
- 不知道 - 我们从唱片公司那里 - No clue. - Two grand we got
在这上分到了两千 from the record label for it.
这里的每个镜头都用了吊臂 每个镜头 We had a crane for every shot in this. Every shot.
- 你们有拖车吗? - 没有 但我们可是有吊臂啊 - Did you have a trailer? - No, but we had a fucking crane.
你为了拍这个去美国了吗? So, did you go to America for that?
- 看起来像 对吧? - 对 - Looks like it, doesn't it? - Yeah.
没有 我们在德里姆纳四处拍的 No, we fucking shot it all around Drimnagh.
为什么每个镜头里都有警察? Why is there a cop in every shot?
因为这是美国 你懂的 'Cause it's America, you know.
- 又是同一个警察 - 你能专心点吗? - There's that same cop again. - Fucking pay attention, will you?
妈来了 回头见 爸 There's Ma. See ya, Da.
那是什么? What's that?
什么什么?只是我的吉他 What's what? It's just me guitar.
我一会儿要上课 我想在公园上 I have a lesson later. I thought I'd do it in the park.
芙洛拉 这是在做什么? What's this all about, Flora?
- 什么做什么? - 玩音乐 - What's what about? - This whole fucking musical thing.
每次我让你听新的音乐 你都走神 Anytime I tried to get ya to listen to new music, you just fucking tuned out.
对 我的老师说我 “对旋律有真正的鉴赏力” Yeah, my tutor says I have "genuine appreciation of melody."
现在有了 Now.
那你都听什么音乐?除了夜店舞曲 What do you listen to then? Apart from club music.
给我五个乐队名字 来 Give me five bands. Go on.
反正我喜欢他的歌 Well, I like his songs anyway.
他也是创作人啊? He's a songwriter too, is he?
是的 他还很厉害 Yeah, he is. He's brilliant actually.
他叫什么? What's his name?
杰夫 Jeff...
吉他男 the guitar guy.
听起来像从没混出头的小丑 Sounds like some fucking clown who never made it,
教吉他网课 teaching guitar lessons online.
那是失败音乐人的终极坟墓 That's the ultimate graveyard for failed musicians.
你是不是有点吃醋? Are you a little bit jealous?
不 只是担心 No. Just concerned.
- 胡安妮塔怎么样? - 她很好 - How's Juanita? - She's great.
你知道她不是西班牙人吧? You do know she's not Spanish, right?
她祖母家的人来自西班牙 Her nana's people were from Spain.
我家的人来自挪威 那也不意味着我就是维京人 My people were from Norway. That doesn't make me a fucking Viking.
她像我那样给你口交吗? Does she blow you like I did?
什么?闭嘴吧 What? Shut up.
我说真的 她会吗? I'm serious. Does she?
你是个疯子 You're nuts.
她不给你口交 对吧? She doesn't blow you, does she?
她给啊 她会的 对 Yeah, she does. She has. Yeah.
她不会 我就知道 她的嘴巴太小了 She doesn't. I knew it. Her mouth's too small.
她在家吗?我能进去待几分钟吗? Is she out? Will I come up for a few minutes?
我们可以让麦克斯去买冰淇淋 We'll send Max off for an ice cream.
别发疯了 Don't be fucking mad.
我打赌她不会像我那样 让你射在她的脖子和胸上 I bet she doesn't let you come all down her neck and tits the way I did.
走吧 麦克斯 Come on, Max!
你要扔掉那把吉他吗? Are you getting rid of that guitar?
这把?不 为什么? This? No, why?
- 天啊 - 走路别睡着啊 - Jesus. - Wake up, will you!
滚 Fuck off!
你突然走到我面前 不会看路吗? You stepped right in front of me. Will you watch where you're going?
走路小心点 否则我会把那锁卡在你脖子上 You watch where you're going or I'll wrap that fucking lock around your neck!
那你拿吉他做什么? What are you doing with it then?
它放在家里落灰啊 怎么了? 你想要吗?可以给你 It was just sitting there. Why? Do you want it? You can have it.
我不要 而且我不喜欢原声吉他音乐 I don't. I don't like acoustic guitar music anyway.
那你喜欢什么? What are you into then?
氛围音乐、电音 Ambient. Electronic.
我过去一直喜欢舞曲 I always loved dance music.
比如? Like what?
容器 索菲太出色了 Container. Sophie is amazing.
过去还喜欢轨道组合 Orbital, back in the day.
- 那又是谁? - 舞曲 - Who the fuck are they? - Dance music.
那你喜欢什么? What are you into then?
马可尼联盟 你知道他们吗? Marconi Union. Do you know them?
不知道 No.
他们应该是来自曼彻斯特 真正的出神音乐 They're from Manchester, I think. Real trance music.
听起来像电脑做的音乐 非常精彩 It sounds like a computer made it. It's deadly.
如果你想听 我的手机上有 I have some on me phone if you want to listen to them.
现在吗? What, now?
- 随时... - 对 你有钥匙 - Whenever-- - Right, you've got your key.
冰箱里有威化饼 我出去了 There's waffles in the fridge. I'm heading out.
- 拜拜 - 我一个半小时后回来 - Bye. - I'll be back in an hour and a half!
我不在乎 I don't care.
我准备好了吗? So, am I ready?
做什么? For what?
创作一首女性赋权抒情曲 让丈夫回到我的身边 To write a female empowerment ballad and get me husband back.
他为什么离开? Why did he leave?
愤怒吧 Anger?
他为什么愤怒? Why is he angry?
不 是我 我很愤怒 我今天差点用脚踏车手的锁杀了他 No, me. I'm angry. I almost killed a cyclist today with his own lock.
你为什么愤怒? What are you angry about?
不知道 我醒来就是愤怒的 Dunno. I wake up angry.
我总是对儿子感到愤怒 I'm angry at me son all the time.
我以为玩吉他会让他认为我很酷 I thought this guitar lark might make him think I'm cool.
等等 你有儿子? Hold on. You have a son?
我很年轻的时候生下他 那时我17岁 你有孩子吗? I had him when I was very young. I was 17. Do you have kids?
有 其实我也是挺年轻的时候 有的孩子 所以他们现在很大了 I do. I actually had them kinda young too, so they're huge now.
但他们真的认为我很酷 But they do think I'm cool.
再给我弹弹你的歌 Play me your song again.
是 我也想提那个 Yeah, I wanted to bring that up.
那不是我的歌 So that wasn't my song.
什么?那是谁的? What? Whose is it?
那是霍奇卡迈克尔写的 It was written by Hoagy Carmichael.
亲 你为什么说是你的歌? Oh, love. Why'd you tell me it was your song?
我没说 是你猜的 Well, I didn't. You presumed.
但我没纠正你 所以 很抱歉 But then I let you. So, sorry.
为什么? Why?
也许我想知道那是什么感觉吧 I guess I wanted to see how it felt.
感觉什么? To what?
创作在别人的眼中那样特别的一首歌 To have written a song like that, in someone else's eyes.
是 很蠢 我道歉 我们继续上课 Yeah, stupid. I apologize. Let's get back to the lesson.
为什么?通常会发生什么? Why? What normally happens?
你想听我的歌? You wanna hear one of my songs?
- 是的 - 好的 - Yeah. - All right.
坐上车来 我会载着你穿越峡谷 Get in my car I'll drive you through the canyon
呼吸今天的托潘加 Breathe in Topanga for the day
当我们到达大海 And when we reach the ocean
无法再向更西边去 And we can't go further west
我们还是会继续向前开 We'll keep on driving anyway
她从不令人乏味 她对我很好 She's never boring She's kind to me
每天早上她都是一个谜题 And every morning she's a mystery
欢迎来到洛杉矶 Welcome to LA
在这里的每一天 一切都在改变 一切都没改变 Where everything and nothing changes Every single day
黑暗中的阳光融化了晨雾 The sunshine on the darkness melts The morning haze away
我不会在亮光中沉沦 And I won't let the bright lights Bring me down
在这个天使之城 欢迎来到洛杉矶 In this angels town Welcome to LA
很好听 你很擅长写歌 It's lovely. You're really good at songs.
但是? But?
我会想再听一遍吗? Would I wanna hear it again?
抱歉了 Sorry.
不 别道歉 如果大家都像你一样诚实 No. Don't be sorry. If everybody were as honest as you,
我就不会浪费15年的人生了 I wouldn't have had to waste a decade and a half of my life.
我们应该继续上课了 We should get back to the lesson.
别自艾自怜 Don't feel sorry for yourself.
不 我没有 这是令人谦逊的顿悟 No. I'm not. I mean, it's a humbling realization.
你坐下 想要给某人演奏音乐 而他们准备好了聆听 You know, you sit down and wanna play something for somebody, and they're ready.
你能感受一切 You're, like, receptive.
你看着他们的眼睛变得呆滞 And you watch as their eyes glaze over.
对他们来说这更难熬 And it's harder for them than it is for you.
他们的嘴在笑 眼睛却没笑 这时你就知道了 It's the smiling with the mouth but not the eyes. That's how you know.
知道什么? Know what?
他们没有被打动 That they're unchanged.
总之 A、D和E 一、四、五 Anyway. A, D and E. One, four, five.
来吧 Come on.
这样吧 我今晚要给你布置作业 You know what, I'm gonna give you some homework tonight.
我想你听一首歌 There's a song I want you to listen to.
我会把链接发给你 I'll send you a link.
听听吧 Give it a listen.
弹吧 来 Play. Come on.
(嘿 芙洛拉 看看这个)
(和我说说你的感觉)
天使的秀发丝丝 Rows and floes of angel hair
空中的冰淇淋城堡 And ice cream castles in the air
到处都是羽毛峡谷 And feather canyons everywhere
我曾那样看云 I've looked at clouds that way
但如今它们只会遮挡太阳 But now they only block the sun
让雨雪落在每个人身上 They rain and snow on everyone
那么多事 我原本要做 So many things I would have done
但云挡了我的路 But clouds got in my way
噢 我已经从两边的角度看到云 Oh, I've looked at clouds From both sides now
上面和下面 尽管如此 不知为何 From up and down, and still somehow
我记得云的幻象 It's cloud illusions I recall
我真的不懂云 I really don't know clouds
完全不懂 At all
月亮、6月和摩天轮 Moons and Junes and Ferris wheels
跳舞的那种眩晕感 The dizzy dancing way you feel
每个童话都成真 As every fairy tale comes real
噢 我曾那样看爱 Oh, I've looked at love that way
但如今那只是又一场表演 But now it's just another show
离场时 大家都在笑 You leave 'em laughing when you go
如果你在意 别让他们知道 And if you care, don't let them know
对 别暴露自己 No, don't give yourself away
我已经从两边的角度看到爱 I've looked at love From both sides now
付出和索取 尽管如此 不知为何 From give and take, and still somehow
我记得爱的幻象 It's love's illusions I recall
噢 我真的不懂爱 Oh, I really don't know love
完全不懂 At all
噢 我已经从两边的角度看到人生 Oh, I've looked at life From both sides now
胜利和失败 尽管如此 不知为何 From win and lose and still somehow
我记得人生的幻象 It's life's illusions I recall
噢 我真的不懂人生 Oh, I really don't know life
完全不懂 At all
我能见见他吗?我是说看到他 Can I meet him? I mean, see him.
- 不能 - 拜托嘛 - No. - Please.
我就站在房间角落里 像只小老鼠 I'll just stand in the corner of the room. I'll be like a little mouse.
那太不妥了 That'd be so wrong.
他帅吗?你有截屏吗? Is he good-looking? Do you have a screen grab?
- 和那个无关 - 所以他是丑男 - It's not about that. - So he's a pig then.
他说的话总是出人意料 He never says what you expect him to say.
他很敏感 你可以从他眼中看出他曾受伤 And he's sensitive. You can see in his eyes he's been hurt.
他的歌是什么样的? What are his songs like?
不太好 Not great.
天啊 你爱上了一个 住在一万公里外的丑男 Oh, Jesus. You've fallen in love with an ugly fella who lives 6,000 miles away.
可以这么说 Basically.
...我们会在沙丘后做爱 ...and we'll fuck behind the dunes.
老天 这里就像夜店 Fucking hell! Jesus Christ, it's like a club in here!
调小点声 Turn it down a second!
天 好吵 Jesus, that's loud.
对 吉斯借给我的 Yeah, Keith lent them to me.
很强 明天得还给他们 Really powerful. Have to give them back tomorrow.
邻居会投诉的 The neighbors will be complaining.
他们是毒虫 他们会要求我们调高音量 They're junkies. They'll be asking to turn it up.
吉斯是谁? Who's Keith?
他是个朋友 说唱歌手 他把这个借给我今晚用 He's a mate. A rapper. He lent me these for the night.
- 用来做什么? - 给一首歌混音 - For what? - So I could mix this track.
那是你的吗? Was that yours?
你在逗我呢 你怎么做出这个的? 听起来好棒啊 You're joking me. How the fuck did you make that? It sounded epic.
库乐队 很简单的 GarageBand. It's simple.
解释一下 Explain.
你从这里可以找到所有声音 比如各种乐器的声音 You get all your sounds from here, like, instruments and all.
- 你可以从这里找循环声 - 什么叫循环声? - And you can get loops from here. - What are loops?
鼓声什么的 你可以自己做 Drum patterns and stuff. I mean, you can make your own.
但做那个需要真的音序器 But you need a proper sequencer for that.
怎么控制这个呢? 比如这个厉害的钢琴声是怎么来的? And how do you control them? Like, how do you get that mad piano sound?
打开“键盘打字” Well, you open the "Keyboard typing," you know,
用电脑的键盘 use the laptop keys.
太牛了 No way.
听上去就像钢琴 Sounds like a piano.
天 Oh, shit.
别在我的音轨上弄 关掉 Not on me track. Turn it off.
天 听起来非常专业 Jesus, it sounds very professional.
是的 很多人都是用这个开始做音乐的 但用这个做音乐效果很糟 It is. It's what loads of people start on. It's shit doing it like this though.
你需要真正的合成器 一次做一个音太花时间了 You need a proper synth. Takes forever doing one note at a time.
我今天已经弄了三小时 我饿死了 I've been at this for three hours today. I'm fucking starving.
再播一次 Play it again.
请给我做个芝士吐司 Please just make me a cheese toastie.
拜托 Please.
之后再做 After.
你有歌词吗? Do you have a lyric?
- 这些是 但还没写完 - 唱出来 - Got these, but they're not finished yet. - Come on.
拜托 姑娘 你知道我多想要你 Come on, girl You know how much I want you
我将像幽灵一样缠着你 来我家见我 Like a ghost, I'm going to haunt you Meet me at me crib
带上你的朋友 也许我们可以开奔驰 Bring your friends Maybe we can drive a Mercedes-Benz
我们在泳池边玩耍 喝一杯 We'll hang out poolside Have a drink
逆流而上 不会沉底 Swimming against the tide Not gonna sink
来吧 姑娘 我们去惹麻烦 Come on, girl Let's get in trouble
紧张但不崩溃 来自都柏林的007 Shaken, not stirred A James Bond from Dublin
这歌叫什么? What's it called?
《都柏林07》 詹士邦 但来自都柏林 "Dublin 07." Like James Bond, but Dublin.
不行 你需要更好的歌名 让我想一想 Nah. You need a better title. Let me try something here.
我们之间有真感情 We got something real
带着格拉斯哥微笑的小丑 我准备好为你赴死 用有型的方式 From the Joker with the Glasgow smile Ready to die for you, I go in style
从头到脚穿着意大利定制 在床上我宛如一匹野马 Dressed from head to toe in Italian In the bed, I'm like a stallion
我是综合格斗之王 如同康纳麦格雷戈 不娘的版本 I'm the king of the MMA Like Conor McGregor, only not as gay
梦寐以求的生活 床上都是妹子 Living the dream In a bed full of bitches
点石成金 我不差钱 The Midas touch, I got the riches
当他们来整我的时候 最好用古驰的工具 And when they come and stitch me up They better use Gucci stitches
很优秀吧? It's fucking class, isn't it?
儿子 真没想到啊 Fucking hell, Son.
你戴耳机的时候就在做这个吗? Is this what you've been doing on those headphones?
别动 Don't move.
过来听听你儿子的作品 Come over here and hear what your son made.
拜托 姑娘 你知道我多想要你 Come on, girl You know how much I want you
我将像幽灵一样缠着你 来我家见我 Like a ghost, I'm going to haunt you Meet me at me crib
带上你的朋友 也许我们可以开奔驰 Bring your friends Maybe you can drive a Mercedes-Benz
我们在泳池边玩耍 喝一杯 We'll hang out poolside Have a drink
逆流而上 不会沉底 Swimming against the tide Not gonna sink
来吧 姑娘 我们去惹麻烦 Come on, girl Let's get in trouble
紧张但不崩溃 来自都柏林的007 Shaken, not stirred A James Bond from Dublin
我们之间有真感情 We got something real
带着格拉斯哥微笑的小丑 From the Joker with The Glasgow smile
- 我准备好为你赴死 用有型的方式 - 我很喜欢 - Ready to die for ya, I go in style - I love this.
- 那是我的歌声 - 在床上我宛如一匹野马 - That's me singing! - In the bed, I'm like a stallion
我是综合格斗之王 如同康纳麦格雷戈 不娘的版本 I'm the king of the MMA Like Conor McGregor, only not as gay
梦寐以求的生活 床上都是妹子 Living the dream In a bed full of bitches
点石成金 我不差钱 The Midas touch, I got the riches
当他们来整我的时候 最好用古驰的工具 And when they snip me and stitch me up They better use Gucci stitches
- 对 - 我们之间有真感情 - Yeah - We got something real
来追击我 各位 来追击我 兄弟 Come and get me, guys Come and get me, boys
来杀我吧... Come and kill me--
你到底会不会弹? Can you fucking play or what?
我才不会给你弹 I'm not playing for you.
来啊 让我们听听你的吉他 Go on, give us a tune on that guitar.
- 来吧 - 不要 - Come on. - No.
有什么大不了的 你不能弹一首歌吗? It's not that big of a fucking deal. Would you just play one song?
好吧 Okay.
伊恩 你为什么要这么对我? Ian. Why are you doing this to me?
来嘛 你会很棒的 Come on, you'll be great.
我可以弹一首我写的歌 I can play you a song I wrote.
- 好的 行 - 好吗? - Okay, yeah. Yeah. - Yeah?
天啊 好的 Oh, my God. Okay.
好 Yeah.
她的名号是 She goes by the name
甜美的胡安妮塔 Sweet Juanita
她的家乡是 She hails from the town
都柏林 Of Dublin
她的母亲来自 Her mother was from--
- 布兰查德镇? - 对 布兰查... - Blanchardstown? - Yeah. Blanch--
布兰查德镇 Blanchardstown
她的父亲来自... Her father was from...
一起啊 麦克斯 Come on, Max!
胡安妮塔... Juanita, Juanita, Juanita, Juanita
他们好厉害 They're fabulous.
我能试试那个吗? Can I try that on?
好的 Yeah.
我们能买吗? Can we get it?
是什么做的? What's it made of?
里面都是羽毛 鹅绒 It's full of feathers. Goose feathers.
是金鹅的羽毛吗?反正太大了 From a golden goose? Anyway, it's too big.
这身打扮就对了 That's the look.
对啊 如果你是乌龟的话 我们走吧 Yeah, for turtles. Come on, let's go!
- 对 看到了吗? - 是吗? - Yeah. See that? - Oh, yeah?
你在进步 你的左手更强壮了 You're making progress. Your left hand's getting stronger.
谢谢 Thank you.
我在想你的歌 I've been thinking about your song.
好的 Okay.
我觉得它还有救 I think it's salvageable.
很高兴你这么说 Good to know.
问题是你的第一节很棒 The problem is that you have a great opening verse.
但是副歌部分没有好很多 But the chorus isn't a lot better.
根据我的研究 原来副歌 以前是歌曲中最重要的部分 Now, in my research, I find that choruses used to be the big deal in a song.
大家都在等待的那一部分 You know, what everyone was waiting for.
但如今不再是“各位 副歌要到了” But, nowadays, it's not like, "Here comes the chorus, everyone."
因为除非你的副歌特别出彩 而你这首并不是 You know, 'cause unless you have a killer chorus, which you don't,
否则就是反高潮 it's an anticlimax.
所以你的意思是我的主歌太出彩了? So, what you're saying is, my verse is too good?
天啊 你是那种很乐观的人 Wow. You are a glass-half-full kind of guy.
从这个角度说也没错 I guess that's one way of looking at it.
你弹唱第一节主歌 You play the first verse and sing it,
然后再演奏一次 我会把我的意思哼出来 准备? and then play it again, and I'll hum what I mean. Ready?
- 现在吗? - 对 - What, now? - Yeah.
吉他课呢? What about the lesson?
这就是吉他课 开始 This is the lesson. Go.
好的 你要我弹... Okay. So, you want me to play...
坐上车来 我会载着你穿越峡谷 Get in my car I'll drive you through the canyon
呼吸今天的托潘加 Breathe in Topanga for the day
当我们到达大海 And when we reach the ocean
无法再向更西边去 And we can't go further west
我们还是会继续向前开 We'll keep on driving anyway
啦... La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la La, la, la
明白我的意思了吗? Do you know what I mean?
啦... La, la, la, la, la, la, la
高一点 Up.
啦... La, la
不 这...不对 No. It's, like-- That's not it.
- 啦... - 啦... - La, la - La, la, la, la
啦 La
类似 Like...
啦... La, la, la, la, la, la, la
歌词再好一点? And have a better lyric?
好的 我这就想想 Okay. I'll get right on that.
不 我有更好的歌词 No, I have a better lyric.
是吗? You do?
对 我会电邮给你 用不用随便你 Yeah, I'll email them. You can take 'em or leave 'em.
我会试一试的 I'll give 'em a shot.
我会试着将它们放进歌里 我不保证效果会好 I'll try to fold them in. I can't promise it'll work.
好的 随便 能分我一成吗? Okay. Whatever. Can I get 10%?
可以全部归你 我已经不再 尝试用音乐赚钱了 You can get 100%. I stopped trying to make money with my music.
我尝试了好几年 差点抹杀了我的爱好 I tried that for years. It almost killed the thing I love.
这很有趣 This is fun.
对 Yeah.
好的 芙洛拉 下周见 All right, Flora, see you next week.
好 Okay.
他很帅 He's very cute.
对吧? Right?
- 全新的靓车 - 你们天生吃这碗饭的 - Shiny new wheels - You are absolute naturals.
把车顶棚降下来 好让我飙车 Drop top roof so your man can run
- 瞬间消失 当警察来时 - 没错 姐妹 继续 - Gone like poof! when the Garda come - That's it, girls. Keep it going.
有魔杖 有豪车 有蜜糖 有魅力 有票子 有品位 Got wand, got whip, got honey Got grip, got money, got style
被抓住 又如何?别担心 Got caught, so what? No worry
- 警察无法抗拒我的微笑 - 秀出来 - Them Guards can't resist my smile - Sell it.
有美女从北面来 Got girls appearing From the North Side
- 真精彩 - 有美女 - That's brillo. - Got girls appearing
从南面来 From the South Side
就像我车后座的姑娘们 Like that Girls in the back o' my ride
坐着我的现代回去我的公寓 Goin' back to me flat in my Hyundai
棒极了 可以了 Lovely. That's enough.
好的 不如我们... Right. Now, I say we...
嘿 萨曼莎 Hey, Samantha.
麦特 你好吗? How are you, Matt?
你为什么不直接约她 去吃华夫饼? Why don't you just ask her out, for waffles?
才不要 No way.
- 嗨 萨曼莎 - 天 - Hiya, Samantha? - Jesus Christ.
你是雪莉尔的女儿? Are you Cheryl's daughter?
嗨 芙洛拉 Hiya, Flora.
天 你长高了好多 Jesus, you've shot up.
别说了 我知道 现在比我妈都高 Stop, I know. Taller than me mother now.
- 你妈好吗? - 她好极了 - How's your ma? - She's grand.
总是说起你 你们过去一起疯 Talks about you all the time. The crack youse had.
别和我说啊 Don't talk to me!
你想来家里和我、麦克斯一起吃晚餐吗? Do you wanna come up for a bit of dinner with me and Max?
等你们结束后 When you wrap?
不 那太麻烦你了 No, you're grand.
来嘛 来吃点大蒜面包 Come on. Come up for some garlic bread.
不了 谢谢 Nah. No, thanks.
是 好的 回见 Right. Okay. See ya.
回见 See ya.
你在做什么? What are you doing right now?
你不会想知道 You don't want to know.
和我说说你对她的感觉 Tell me what you feel about her.
我无法不想她 I can't stop thinking of her.
很好 痴迷 你迷上她了 Good. Obsession. You're obsessed.
看来是吧 I suppose.
我曾痴迷你爸 I was obsessed with your da.
我不在乎 I don't care.
那继续说 So go on.
我根本配不上她 She's totally out of me league.
才不是 No, she's not.
就是的 她和吉斯上床 Yeah, she is. She gets off with Keith.
她觉得吉斯能给她好处 She thinks that Keith can offer her something.
他又有钱、又危险 穿着一千欧元的外套 He's all glamorous and dangerous with the 1,000-euro jackets.
她需要知道当她和黑帮老大玩完后 你就在她身边 She needs to know that when she's done with her gangster, you'll be there.
红色这个是你 That's you. The red.
如果我们有外置麦克风 If we had an external microphone,
- 音质会好得多 - 是 - the quality would be much better. - Yeah.
- 要我把混响打开吗? - 可以吗? - Do you want me to put reverb on? - Yeah, can you?
是 Yeah.
很酷 再弹好一点 我就设成循环 That's cool. Do it better and I'll loop it.
好 把这些写下 Right. Write these down.
- 开始 - 准备好了? - Go. - You ready?
是 Yeah.
当你被打趴后 And when you're done getting knocked down.
当你又站起来 And when you're done getting up again.
当你在拳击场倒地不起 宝贝 And when you're down on the canvas, baby...
我会...拜托 I'll-- Come on.
“当你在拳击场倒地不起 "And when you're down on the canvas...
- 宝贝 - 宝贝” - ...baby... - ...baby."
我会是那个永不判你出局的人 I'll be the one that never counts your heart out.
我会是那个角落里的支持者 I'll be the one in your corner.
我喜欢拳击的比喻 I like that boxing metaphor.
我会是那个... I'll be the one I'll be the one
我会是那个人 I'll be the one
把这个发给她 Now send that to her.
什么? What?
这是重点 她必须听见你的热情 Well, that's the idea. She has to hear your passion.
她会被打动的 你有她的电邮吗? It'll knock her off her feet. Do you have her email?
你认真的? Are you serious?
其实 为何止步于此? In fact, why stop there?
(艾凡纳拳击俱乐部 创立于1920年)
好了 小伙子们 你们有20分钟 Right, lads, youse have 20 minutes.
当你和男友分手 And when you're done With your boyfriend
当你和塔拉的姐妹们离别 And when you're done With the Tallaght girls
我会是那个等待的人 I'll be the one who's waiting
- 来 对着她唱 - 当你受够了 - Come on, sing it to her. - And when you're done
- 你的妹妹 - 对着她唱 她在摄像机里 - With your baby sister - Sing it to her! She's in the camera,
- 在镜头里 要这样想 - 拍着你卧室的墙壁 - in the lens. Think about that. - Banging the wall of your bedroom
- 看着她 - 当你不再 - Look at her. - And when you're done
- 碰街头的毒品 - 愤怒起来 - With the street drugs - Get angry.
- 知道我的意思吗?想想吉斯 - 当你不想要 - You know what I mean? Think about Keith. - And when you're done
偷来的汽车 With the stolen cars
就是这样 移动双肩 That's it. Move your shoulders.
当你闯完了 And when you've run
- 所有的红灯 - 没错 - All your red lights - That's it.
- 脸要有表情 表达情绪 - 我会是那个 - Move your face. Express yourself. - I'll be the one
穿过黑夜奔向你的人 Who would run through The night for you
- 愤怒起来 拜托 想想 - 我会是你车头灯的幽灵 - Get angry! Come on. Think about it. - I'll be the ghost in your headlights
- 我会把你手里的手机打掉 - 当你读完 - I'll slap that phone out of your hand. - And when you're done
- 大学 - 好的 - With your college - Okay.
- 你现在要想着她 - 当你不再和 - Okay, I want you to think about her now. - And when you're done
- 大学男生们混 - 想她和吉斯在一起 - With the college boys - I want you to think about her with Keith.
当你以为自己知道世界是什么 亲爱的 When you think you know What the world is, darlin'
- 我会是那个接受教育的人 - 你心里有什么感觉? - I'll be the one getting educated - How does that make you feel in here?
因为我想知道关于你的一切 'Cause I wanna know everything About you
我会是那个... I'll be the one I'll be the one
当你被打趴后 And when you're done Getting knocked down
- 没错 现在我喜欢 我高兴了 - 当你又站起来 - That's it. Now I like it. Now I'm happy. - And when you're done getting up again
当你在拳击场倒地不起 宝贝 And when you're down On the canvas, baby
我会是那个永不判你 I'll be the one that never counts
- 出局的人 - “芙洛拉和儿子”如何? - Your heart out - What about "Flora and her Son"?
“芙洛拉和儿子”? "Flora and her Son"?
“麦克斯和妈妈”呢? What about "Max and his Ma"?
我会是那个... I'll be the one I'll be the one
I'll be the one I'll--
现在发给她吧 Now send that to her.
该死的 我需要房间 我上课要迟到了 Fuck! I need the room. I'm late for my lesson.
不行 我在剪辑视频 I can't. I'm editing the video.
麦克斯 我的课怎么办? What about my lesson, Max?
帮不了你 I can't help you.
我把你的主意用在了我的歌里 I worked on that idea of yours. For my song.
- 想听听吗? - 好 - You wanna hear it? - Yeah.
歌词准备好了? You got your lyrics handy?
坐上车来 我会载着你穿越峡谷 Get in my car I'll drive you through the canyon
呼吸今天的托潘加 Breathe in Topanga for the day
当我们到达大海 And when we reach the ocean
无法再向更西边去 And we can't go further west
我们还是会继续向前开 We'll keep on driving anyway
接下来是你 Now you go ahead.
我会载你去多利蒙德 I'll take you down to Dollymount
我们会在沙丘后做爱 And we'll fuck behind the dunes
我会亲吻你的嘴 充满威士忌的气味 I'll kiss your mouth All whiskey breath
然后我会离开心碎欲绝的你 And then I'll leave Your heart in ruins
和我一起唱 Sing with me.
也许我们应该在两地中间相见 Maybe we should meet In the middle
也许我们可以找个无人知道的小城 Maybe we could find A little city no one knows
如果他们给我们属于自己的一分钟 And if they just gave us A minute on our own
也许我们可以把那里称为家 Maybe we could call it home
忘了好莱坞的明星 Forget the stars of Hollywood
或是贝莱尔的大豪宅 Or big old houses in Bel Air
我可以向你介绍我城市里的天使 I can introduce you To the angels of my city
但我们在哪里都能找到他们 But we'll find them anywhere
我会拽着你的耳朵到城里四处逛 I'll drag you around town by your ear
雨后仍旧湿漉漉的城市 Still wringing from the rain
我会给你买薯片、茶和啤酒 I'll buy you chips and tea and beer
然后我会再次伤透你的心 And then I'll crush your heart again
也许我们应该在两地中间相见 Maybe we should meet In the middle
也许我们可以找个无人知道的小城 Maybe we could find A little city no one knows
如果我们给自己一分钟 And if we just gave us A minute on our own
属于自己的一分钟 A minute on our own
也许我们可以把那里称为家 Maybe we could call it home
现在只需要一段精彩的桥段 So now it just needs a killer bridge.
什么叫桥段? What's a bridge?
桥段是第二节副歌后的八个小节变动 A bridge is a change for eight bars after the second chorus.
好的 Okay.
- 听起来好棒 - 好点了 对吧? - It sounds amazing. - It's better, right?
是的 真的有用 Yeah. It actually works.
那首歌让我很头疼 I really struggled with that song.
这样很亲密 是吗?像这样一起唱歌 It's very intimate, isn't it? Singing together like that.
有点像... It's a bit like...
我们刚做爱了之类的 we've just made love or something.
- 不 不像 - 某种方面来说是的 - No, it's not like that. - In a way though.
我现在的确觉得有点赤裸 I do feel a little bit naked right now.
我觉得音乐就在于浪漫 I think music is all about romance.
看看《一个明星的诞生》 I mean, look at A Star is Born.
能不看我就不看 Not if I don't have to.
为什么生活中的事对你来说总是不足够? How come the way things are are never enough for you?
从来都是 我总是在逼迫自己 They never were. I was always pushing things.
- 想办法走出内心 - 比如呢? - Finding ways of getting outside meself. - Like how?
比如 Like...
在所有人之前离开学校 leaving school before everyone else.
然后怀孕、不堕胎 And then getting pregnant and not getting an abortion
虽然大家都让我打掉 when everyone was telling me to.
我以为怀孕会让我有不同的感觉 I thought getting pregnant might make me feel different.
我以为通过生孩子 我会重生 I thought giving birth, I'd be reborn.
在他童年大部分时间里 我是嗑嗨的状态 Then I was stoned during most of his childhood.
我的两个孩子出生时 我都喝醉了 I was drunk for the birth of both my kids.
在酒吧里? Like in a bar?
- 在产房里 - 天啊 - Like in the delivery room. - Wow.
真够硬核的 你老婆一定很开心 That's hard-core. Bet your wife loved that.
对吧?她才是从阴道里 挤出一个4公斤人类的那个 Right? She's the one pushing a nine-pound human through her vagina,
而崩溃的却是我 and I'm the one that's breaking.
从没对任何人承认这点 Never admitted that to anybody before.
在他们人生中头十年 我一直是个醉鬼 I was drunk the whole first ten years of their lives.
你为什么戒了? What got you clean?
首先是因为孩子 然后匿名戒酒会让我保持清醒 Well, having kids started it, and AA kept me off.
真的是学会把他们放在第一位 And really just learning to put them first.
- 你身后是黎明吗? - 天啊 是的 - Is that the dawn behind you? - Christ, it is.
- 你身后是夕阳吗? - 嗯哼 - Is that the sunset behind you? - Uh-huh.
我们一整晚没睡 We've been up all night.
这算是枕边密语吗? So, this is like pillow talk?
不 你欠了我六小时课钱 No, you owe me for six hours.
才没有 I do not.
不 我喜欢和你聊天 No, I like talking to you.
我不知道为什么 因为你说的话完全没道理 I don't know why, 'cause nothing you say makes any sense.
就这样? Is that all?
对你来说 一切都不足够 对吗? Nothing's ever enough for you, is it?
难道你一点都没被我吸引? Are you saying you don't find me a teeny bit attractive
- 当我和你一起唱那首歌时 - 你是我的学生 - when I'm singing that song with you? - You're my student.
- 所以呢? - 这不妥当 - So? - It's inappropriate.
谁会封杀你啊?你本来就是路人 Who's going to cancel you? You're already no one.
我觉得我无法通过屏幕 I don't think I could start something with somebody
和半个地球外的某人开始一段关系 halfway across the planet, through a screen.
我的心承受不了 My heart couldn't take it.
我不是19岁 I'm not 19.
人生已经够孤单的了 Life's lonely enough as it is.
我可以搭飞机 I could get a plane.
我也可以 So could I.
那样我们会错过彼此 Well, then we'd miss each other.
你不能来这里 You're not coming here.
那就像身处现场肥皂剧 It would be like walking into a live soap opera.
而且我想看看洛杉矶 这件事的重点不全是你 Plus, I wanna see LA. This isn't all about you.
我可以为圈里的一些朋友演唱我们的歌 I could play our song for some friends in the business.
一成 Ten percent.
我会在机场接你 I'd pick you up at the airport.
你敢不去 You'd better.
那就快来这里 Get yourself over here then.
什么事这么重要 不能等到我们交换照顾麦克斯后再做? So, what's so important it couldn't wait till we swap him over?
坐下 放松 Sit down. Relax.
- 要来杯酒吗? - 芙洛拉 酒? - Want a glass of wine? - Wine, Flora?
早上10点?不了 At ten o'clock in the morning? No.
很少有人在白天喝酒 Few gurgles during the day.
你照顾麦克斯一段时间如何? How would you feel about looking after Max for a bit?
在我寻找自我期间 While I sorta found meself.
我不知道你迷路了 I didn't know you were lost.
是 我十年都没离开过都柏林了 Yeah, well, I haven't left Dublin in, like, ten years.
你想去哪?科克?戈尔韦? Where you thinking of going? Cork? Galway?
是 或是洛杉矶或... Yeah. Or LA, or--
什么?你不能选个再远点的地方吗? What? Could you pick somewhere further away?
那就是重点啊 That's sort of the point.
我懂了 I see.
这是因为那个吉他男 对吧?杰夫 This is about the fucking guitar guy, is it? Jeff.
我都不知道他是否住在洛杉矶 这是因为我自己 I don't even know if he lives in LA. This is about me.
听着 那不重要 Look, it doesn't matter.
我不能照顾麦克斯 Can't be looking after Max.
你选的时机太不巧了 You couldn't have picked a worse fucking time.
为什么? Why?
我在和靛青空白的队友们 创办一支婚礼乐队 I'm starting up a wedding band with the lads outta Indigo Void.
想象一下这个场景 我和队友们身着燕尾服、戴着墨镜 Imagine this now, all right, me and the lads all in tuxes, shades on.
鼠党 塔伦蒂诺风格 特别拉风 A whole fucking Rat Pack, Tarantino vibe. Fucking savage.
他家那条街道的尽头就是海 The beach is down the road from his house.
而且天天晴天 And it's constantly sunny.
他的后院有游泳池 是他自己建的 And he has a pool in his yard that he put in himself.
你想象一下伊恩做这件事 他会溺死 Imagine Ian doing that. He'd fucking drown.
你知道我已经12年没穿过泳衣了吗? Do you know it's been 12 years since I had a bathing suit on?
你这幸运的贱人 我能跟去吗? You lucky bitch. Can I come?
如果事情没结果 也没关系 And if things don't work out, that's fine.
我回家就好 对吧? I just come home, right?
但我能说自己做了件勇敢的事 But I get to say I did something brave.
这辈子终于有一次 为自己而活 For once in me life. Something about me.
你一辈子不都在为自己活吗? Hasn't most of your life been a little bit about you?
- 你在说什么呢? - 没什么 - What are you talking about? - Nothing.
我只是说 你一直都走自己的路啊 I'm just saying, like, you've always followed your own thing.
你是支持还是反对我啊? Are you for me or against me?
听着 我非常支持你去洛杉矶 和那个男的做爱 Look, I'm totally into you going to LA to fuck this guy.
也许给他的几个朋友表演你们的歌 Maybe get your song heard by a couple of friends of his.
我很爱这个故事 Totally into that story.
但是据我所知 矿工和前线工人才叫勇敢 But last time I checked, miners and frontline workers were brave.
说到勇敢 Speaking of brave...
你能帮忙照顾麦克斯一段时间吗? would you look after Max for a bit?
你说什么? Excuse me?
你看着他长大的 他信任你 You've known him his whole life. He trusts you.
而且你兄弟搬出去后 家里有空余房间 Plus, you have that spare room since your brother moved out.
- 只是一个月左右 - 我不行 - It's only for a month or so. - No, I can't.
- 我不会随便问任何人 - 你会的 - I wouldn't ask just anyone. - Yeah, you would.
这话是什么意思? What do you mean by that?
我有工作 我和我妈一起住 我有杉妮雅 I have a job. I live with me mam. I have Shania.
虽然我很爱你 Much and all as I love you,
但我不能同时照顾你的疯儿子 I can't be looking after your nutter son as well.
我从没要求你做任何关于麦克斯的事 I've never asked you to do anything with Max.
对 但如果你需要 我会帮你 Yeah, but I was there for if you needed me to.
那不够 你从没主动提过 That's not good enough. You never offered.
大家都说自己在乎 Everyone says they care.
我遇见的每个男人都说“你有一个孩子 Every bloke I've met is all, "You have a kid.
真不错 我们试试吧 我会努力承担责任” Deadly. Let's give it a go. I'll rise to the occasion."
然后他们都消失了 And then they fucking disappear.
我所谓的朋友们都说 “你和麦克斯真温馨” And all me so-called mates are like, "You and Max are so cute."
然后他们去西班牙度假 But then they're off to Spain on their holidays,
说什么“这家度假村不让孩子进” and "they don't take kids at this resort."
或让他们为你做些事 Or ask them to fucking do something for you,
结果他们人影都不见 and they're nowhere to be found.
他们从不帮忙照顾孩子 从不去学校接他 They never babysat. They never picked him up from school.
从不问我可能想要什么或是需要什么 They never asked me what I might want or what my needs are.
从我17岁时起 怀里抱着一个尖叫的孩子 Since I was 17, with a screaming child on me lap,
被他闹得发疯 而你们则在享受人生 doing me head in, while youse were all living your fucking lives.
现在我想过自己的人生 Now I want to live my life!
你14年前该想到这点 对吧? Should have thought about that 14 years ago, shouldn't you?
你以为我想要那个孩子吗? Do you think I wanted that child?
我们都像兔子一样做爱 所以我不知道 We were all fucking like rabbits. So I don't know.
也许你想要 也许不想要 Maybe you did. Maybe you didn't.
但你没搭船去伦敦堕胎 对吧? But you didn't get the boat to London, did you?
那是你的决定 现在 别要其他人去帮你承担后果 That was your call. Now don't be asking other people to pick up the pieces.
(音乐创作者)
嘿 Hey!
拦住他 Stop him!
- 喂? - 芙洛拉 我是欧康奈利警卫 - Hello? - Flora, it's Guard O'Connelly here.
我们又带麦克斯到警局了 你能来一趟吗? We have Max again at the station. Can you come down?
老天 For fuck's sake.
是 Right.
这位小伙子 麦克斯 偷走了一件昂贵的工作室设备 So young Max here stole an expensive piece of studio equipment
在威克洛街的商店 店主为此追着他跑 from a shop on Wicklow Street, causing the shop owner to give chase.
- 多贵? - 重点不是那个 - How expensive was it? - That's not the point.
他的偷盗和指控数量已经太多了 He's way past the number of thefts and charges
我们不得不让他上庭 而且很可能要让他进惩戒所 where we can keep him out of court and very likely a correctional facility.
- 你在逗我吧? - 不是 - Are you joking me? - No.
警卫 一定有办法解决的 Guard, there's gotta be some way to fix this.
- 他只能指望你 - 不 芙洛拉 我受够他了 - You're all he's got. - No, Flora, I'm done with him.
他从小就偷东西 He's been robbing since he's been in short trousers.
他是一个废人 He's a waste of space.
总有一刻人会走到路尽头 这就是尽头了 There's a time when you run out of road, and it's that time.
正如我说的 我尝试了一切 Like I said, I've tried everything.
你也是 芙洛拉 And so have you, Flora.
孩子 祝你好运 Good luck, kid.
各位 把那边牢里的人带来 Lads, get that fella up from the cell there.
让他去二号审讯室 I want him in Interview Two, yeah?
400欧元的合成器? A fucking 400-euro synthesizer?
- 我说过我需要合适的工具 - 为了什么? - I told you I needed the right gear. - For what?
重新录制那首歌 之前太糟了 To rerecord that song. It sounded rubbish.
你以为自己是德雷克吗? 不过是你手提电脑里的一首歌而已 Who are you, fucking Drake? It's just a bleeding song on your laptop.
你没把视频发给她吗? Did you not send her your video?
我发了 她很不喜欢 她觉得那视频很变态 Yeah, I did. She hated it. She thought it was real creepy.
那就去她的 Well, fuck her then.
都是你的错 It's all your fault.
让我那么用力地看着镜头 Getting me to stare into the camera all intense.
穿着短裤 就像怪胎 她不想看那个 In me shorts, like a weirdo. She doesn't want to see that.
那她想看什么? What does she want to see then?
你不会懂的 You wouldn't understand.
我想用正确的方式做好 I want to do it right.
你被关进牢里后 她一定会对你“另眼相看”的 Well, I'm sure she'll give you loads of attention when you're behind bars.
女人爱罪犯 Women love criminals.
拜托 你在拍哪部电影? Oh, for fuck's sake. What movie are you in?
没有你的那部 你在乎什么啊? One without you in it. I mean, what do you care?
你会去洛杉矶 和你男友一起 You'll be in LA with your boyfriend.
他不是我的男友 He's not my boyfriend.
而且你怎么知道的? Anyway, how do you know about that?
我们家就像个鞋盒似的 We live in a fucking shoebox.
我很开心你去 I'll be grand with that.
少烦我就好 女人 You know, just get out of me way, woman.
我很乐意 Gladly!
我刚去见他的免费法律援助律师 I've just come from his free legal aid lawyer.
他们说他绝对会坐一段时间的牢 They say he's defo gonna serve some time.
小混蛋 别人给了他那么多次机会 Little fucking bollocks. He's been given so many chances.
我知道 你要暗示说我们仍在一起吗? I know. Do you wanna let on we're still together?
我们上庭作证时 法官喜欢这种话 When we stand up in court. Judges like that.
好 Yeah.
芙洛拉 听着 那种地方名声不好 Flora, look-- Those places get a bad rep,
但是已经不是从前的样子了 but they're not what they used to be, you know.
现在更像学校 而不是惩戒中心 They're more like a school now than a detention center.
里面有足球场、搞艺术的地方 无线网 They've got football pitches in them. Art shit. Wi-Fi.
他们很进步的 They're very fucking progressive, you know.
也许对他来说那样最好 It might be the best thing for him.
只需要坚强起来 保护好自己 Just having to man up, you know, look out for himself.
交朋友、谈判、社交技能 Make friends. Negotiate. People skills.
他总是窝在自己的房间里无所事事 He's just been sitting around on his hole doing nothing.
但这会让我们拥有我们之前说过的时间 But this would give us the time we were talking about.
你的梦想和我的各种项目 For your dreams and my various projects.
过去14年 我们什么都没做 只是在养育他 We've been doing nothing but parenting him for the last 14 years.
如果我们只是一直围着他转 How's he gonna have any respect for us
他怎么会尊重我们? if we're just waiting around on him all the time?
他需要知道我是谁 He needs to know who I am.
他需要知道你是谁 芙洛拉 And he needs to know who you are, Flora.
我们周二法院见 I'll see you in court on Tuesday.
这边 This way.
你能看见我吗?我觉得你不在乎 Can you see me? I don't think you fucking care.
你能快点吗 拜托? Could you hurry up, please?
非常感谢你抽时间来啊 Thank you very fucking much for your time.
把我们当做罪犯 跟着我们 能让一让吗? Treating us like criminals. Following us out. Do you mind?
我跟你说 她最好别进来... I'll tell you something. She better not come in here...
- 你给他发短信了吗? - 是 发了两次 - Did you text him? - Yeah, twice.
我再发一次 I'll text him again.
接电话啊 混蛋 Pick up your phone, you fucking asshole.
这一次你必须出现 This is the one thing you need to be at,
你却坐着玩电游 and you're sitting on your arse playing video games.
我整个上午都在给你发短信 混蛋 I've been texting you all morning, you fucking asshole.
快滚来 Get over here.
本案的审理暂停 This case is now adjourned.
列表上的下一个案件是政府对... Next case on the ballot is the state versus...
被告能上前吗? Can the defendant please step forward?
列表上的下一个案件是麦克斯穆维 Next case on the ballot is Max Mulvey.
有前科吗? Any previous offenses?
六项 Six.
麦克斯努力时是个优秀的学生 Max is an excellent student when he applies himself.
他的双亲都吸毒 There's been drug use with both his parents.
他的父亲是音乐人 但是乐队解散了 His father is a musician, but the band split up
他在那之后一直挣扎度日 and he's struggled ever since.
他的妈妈做各种工作... His mother has been holding down various jobs as a--
当保姆 每天通勤一小时 a mother's helper. Commutes an hour a day.
他的音乐才能很出色 He excels in music--
我猜你是被告的母亲? I presume you're the defendant's mother?
是的 法官 Yes, Judge.
他的父亲也应该上庭 His father was supposed to be here as well,
但他因工作无法抽身 but he couldn't get out of work.
他和你们一起住? He lives with you both?
是的 我们都和他一起住 在两个房子里 Yes, we both live with him. At two houses.
- 我们两人照顾他 - 我问的是麦克斯在哪住 - We both take care of him. - I asked where Max lived.
是 法官 他和我们两人住 Yes, Judge, he lives with both of us.
但是在两个房子 我和我丈夫的 But at two houses, mine and me husband's.
我觉得在严格的监管环境里生活几个月 It seems to me a couple of months in a strict supervision environment
也许能教会你尊重父母对你的付出 might teach you to respect the efforts your parents have made.
我要判你八周的监禁 穆维先生 I'm going to impose an eight-week sentence on you, Mr. Mulvey,
地点是青少年惩教所 以及一年观察期 in a juvenile correctional facility, and one year's probation.
希望你在里面汲取教训 I hope you learn your lesson in there,
以后不会再在我的法庭上见到你 and that I won't be seeing you again in my courtroom.
- 我无所谓 - 乖孩子 - I don't care. - Good man.
好严苛 That's very harsh.
- 能问你一个问题吗? - 问吧 - Can I ask you a question? - Go ahead.
你是母亲吗? Are you a mother?
- 完全无关 - 是 - Completely irrelevant. - Right.
但我认为如果我不是 那我会判处更加严厉的刑罚 But I believe if I weren't, I would have imposed a harsher sentence.
如果店主拿回了自己的东西 If the shop owner has his gear back,
- 那让他去那里有什么意义? - 女士 - what's the point in sending him in there? - Madam--
我会尽我所能解决这件事 I'll do whatever it takes to figure this out.
你会做什么? And what would that be?
我有500欧元私房钱 我可以给店主 I have 500 euros put away. I can give it to the shop owner.
如果他满意 那他也许会撤销指控 And if he's satisfied with that, then he might drop the charges.
否则把他送去那里 让我们家分裂 有什么意义? Otherwise, what's the point in sending him in there and breaking up me family?
没了他 我什么都没有 Without him, I have nothing.
店主不在这里 The owner isn't here.
这是法律问题 不是财务问题 And this is a legal matter, not a financial one.
麦克斯半辈子都在联络计划里 Max has been on the liaison program for half his life.
如果我不判处监禁 那就是在嘲笑这个计划 I'd be making a mockery of it if I didn't impose a custodial sentence.
但考虑到你的努力 我会减刑 But in the light of your efforts, I'll reduce it.
四周监禁、一年观察期 Four weeks and a year's probation.
- 你的表现真好 - 没有 - You did brilliant. - No, I didn't.
- 我去那里会适应得很好的 - 你不会 - I'll be grand in there. - No, you won't.
现在我会的 妈 I will now, Ma.
谢谢 妈 Thanks, Ma.
好了 儿子 Okay, Son.
你没事了 You're okay.
所以我不会去看你了 So, I'm not coming to visit you.
他出狱时 我可能会去 但我得带上他 When he gets out I might come, but I'd have to bring him.
他有多烦人? How annoying is he?
非常烦人 Very annoying.
是 Yeah.
糟糕 我没法给你演奏我的歌了 Oh, shit. I'm not gonna be able to play you my song.
哪首歌? Which song?
我写的关于你的歌 The song I wrote about you.
- 你写了一首关于我的歌? - 对 - You wrote a song about me? - Yeah.
讲的是 It's about, you know,
你的灵魂和我们共度的时光 还有你是谁 your soul and the time we've spent and who you are.
歌名是什么? What's it called?
《疯狂爱尔兰贱人》 "Crazy Irish Bitch."
我好久都没写新歌了 I haven't written a new song in a long time.
我只觉得自己的人生里没什么值得可写的 I just didn't feel like I had much to write about in life,
但是我想还是有的 所以谢谢了 but I did, I guess. So thanks.
不客气 You're welcome.
所以我是你的缪斯 So I'm your muse?
对 Yeah.
虽然如今 这种话应该让你感到冒犯 对吧? Although nowadays you're supposed to be offended by that, right?
管他的呢 感觉很好 我想听 Fuck that. Feels great. I wanna hear it.
我会录给你的 I'll record it for you.
嗨 法官 你有空吗? Hi, Judge. Do you have a second?
我是上周那个法庭上的疯子 I'm the mad one from court the other week.
我知道你是谁 什么事? I know who you are. What is it?
你能给判决做一个小变动吗? Would you just make one small change to your sentence?
只是个细节 但你能帮忙让它实现 It's just a detail, but you could help make it happen.
是什么? What is it?
你能允许他带上他的音乐用品吗? Would you let him bring his music stuff with him?
资料集说不得携带个人物品 The info pack says there's no personal items,
但他有耳机和麦克风 but he has his headphones and a microphone.
我觉得让他继续做音乐对他很有好处 I think it will be very good for him to continue with his music,
尤其是他有那么多时间 especially with all this time on his hands.
我觉得这没什么问题 I don't see why I couldn't look into that.
- 你想要那个? - 对 - That's the one you want? - Yeah.
吉斯的就是那个 很有品 That's the one Keith has. It's class.
这个麦克风很好? And that's a good microphone?
对 很适合库乐队之类的 Yeah, it's very good for GarageBand and that.
整体而言是个好麦克风 It's an all-round good mic.
非常感谢 Thanks very much.
小混蛋 Little prick.
这里 妈 听听这个 是个还没怎么处理的人声 Here, Ma. Check this out It's just a rough vocal.
过着我的人生 Living in my life
过着我艰难的人生 Living in my hard life
过着我的人生 Living in my life
(你可能想看看这个)
...随时帮您点菜 ...ready to take your order whenever you're ready.
抱歉 你是说你做了 Sorry, you're telling me that the day you did the very thing
害你坐牢的那件事那天 that you got locked up for
- 是你人生中最棒的一天? - 对 绝对的 - was the best day of your life? - Yeah, hands down.
我感觉自己精神奕奕 感觉那天很鲜活 I felt like I was on fire meself. I felt alive that day.
我这辈子最棒的一天 是我离开这大牢的那天 Well, the best day of my life is the day I get out of this kip.
是 但那是未来 Yeah, but that's in the future.
我说的是迄今为止 I'm talking about up to now.
我一天好日子都没有过过 好吧? Well, I haven't had a good day, have I?
麦克斯 你呢? What about you, Max?
我人生中最棒的一天 是和我妈一起拍视频的那天 Best day of my life was the day I made a video with me ma.
你和你妈拍了视频? You made a video with your mother?
- 对 - 我们能看看吗? - Yeah. - Well, can we see it?
不能 No.
好的 但那是你最棒的一天? All right, but that's your day?
对 那天很不错 Yeah, that was a good day.
好了 我要好好停车 Okay, I'm gonna have to park this thing properly.
我们里面见 好吗?祝你好运 So I'll see youse inside, all right? Good luck.
- 和我们一起上台吧 - 不 - Get up with us. - No.
- 我去吧台 - 来嘛 - I'll be at the bar. - Come on.
来嘛 会很棒的 Come on. It'll be great.
听着 无意冒犯 但我是专业贝斯手 Look, no offense, but I'm actually a professional bass player,
所以我不会参加某个夜晚业余演出 谢了 so I'm not gonna be playing some random amateur night. Thanks.
嘿 爸 你那天没去法庭 你义不容辞 Hey, Da. You weren't at the court. You have to do this.
我都没带贝斯 I don't even have me bass.
我带了 在后座 I packed it. It's in the back seat.
玩我啊 Oh, for fuck's sake.
伊恩 你别想脱身 You're not getting out of this one, Ian.
草莓月 Strawberry moon
噢 你照亮了我 Oh, you shine down You shine down on me
又一轮草莓月 Another strawberry moon
- 为哈特鼓掌 - 好耶 - Give it up for Heart. - Yeah!
她很优秀吧?前途大好啊 Amazing, isn't she? Long career ahead of her.
接下来是“芙洛拉和儿子” Now, next up we have "Flora and Son."
这是乐队的名字?是 Is that the name of the band? Yeah.
“芙洛拉和儿子” Flora and Son.
好多器材啊 对啊 是的 That's a lot of gear. Yeah, man, all right.
- 嗨 杰夫 - 你看好了 - Hey, Jeff. - Watch this.
- 你不会太热吗? - 闭嘴 不会 我会很出色 - Are you not gonna be roasting in that? - Shut up, no. I'll be grand.
嗨 这是杰夫 Hiya. This is Jeff.
他在洛杉矶 打个招呼 杰夫 He's in LA. Say hello, Jeff.
你好 都柏林 Hello, Dublin.
我一直都想说这句话 Always wanted to say that.
弹贝斯的是伊恩 And this is Ian on bass.
和麦克斯 我的儿子 键盘手 And Max, me son, on keyboards.
这首歌是我们一起写的 杰夫帮了忙 伊恩也帮了 算是吧 We wrote this song together. Jeff helped. And Ian, sorta.
但是我们想现场表演这首歌 如果可以的话 But we thought we'd try it live for you, if that's all right.
好 这是我的第一次 Okay. I've never done this before.
我这一整周都在拉肚子 I've had diarrhea all week leading up to this.
别紧张 Don't be nervous.
你站着说话不腰疼 这是都柏林的观众 It's easy for you to say. This is a Dublin crowd.
如果我演砸 他们会骂死我 They'll savage me if I fuck it up.
好了 准备好了吗? Okay, you ready?
一、二、三、四 One, two, three, four.
我曾遍体鳞伤 我曾一分为二 I've been bruised and broken I've been torn in fucking two
我一直在努力、奔跑 I've been working and running
而我必须跑回家 到你的身旁 Then I have to run home to you
我不在你的人生里 And I'm not living in your life
你不在我的人生里 And you're not living in mine
我们的人生一直在错 We've been getting it wrong forever
这一次我们要过对人生 We'll get it right this time
过上充满激情的人生 And live in the high life
绝对不行 Absolutely not.
你是个小偷 很烂的小偷 You're a thief You're a shit thief
你总是被抓住 You're always getting caught
我是贱人 但我是你的贱人 I'm a bitch But I'm your bitch
我是你拥有的一切 And I'm all you've fucking got
我不在你的人生里 And I'm not living in your life
你不在我的人生里 And you're not living in mine
我们只有被给予的命运 We all get what we've been given
但我们不会放弃努力 But we're not gonna give up tryin'
过上充满激情的人生 To live in the high life
过属于我们、充满激情的人生 Living in our high life
我们在过充满激情的人生 We're up on the high life
这美好的夜 我们感到活着 And it's a fine night to feel alive
过充满激情的人生 Living the high life
过充满激情的人生 Living in our high life
我们在过充满激情的人生 We're up on the high life
这美好的夜 我们感到活着 And it's a fine night to feel alive
这是一首情歌 This song's a love song
这不是道歉 It's not an apology.
但有时我恨你 But sometimes I hate you
你让我想起自己 Reminding me of me
女人 看来我们是同一种人 Woman, guess we're cut From the same cloth
在同一个街区度过14年 Fourteen years in the same block
在你肚里度过漫长的九月 Nine long months in your belly
在康比街 但我仍没准备好 Down to the Coombe And I still wasn't ready
我去派对迟到了三天 Three days late I arrived at the party
我脸上浮现微笑 不客气 我的爱 Smile on me face You're welcome, me hearty
回到自由城区的陋居 Back to the gaff in the Liberties
抬起膝盖举办洗礼 Christening party Up with the knees
女人 看来我们是同一种人 Girl, we are cut from the same cloth
你的所有感受 我也若有所失 All you feel, I feel the same loss
我在镜中看到你的双眸 圣人、天使、恶魔、罪人 I see your eyes in the mirror Saint, angel, devil, sinner
仍然为人生而笑 扬起拳头 Still laughin' at life With our fists up
仍然在商店买我们的茶 Still getting our tea Down the chip shop
仍然坚强 嘴巴尖利宛如小刀 Still tough Tongues sharp as a flick-knife
仍然在此 过激动人心的人生 Still here, still living the high life
我不在你的人生里 And I'm not living in your life
你不在我的人生里 And you're not living in mine
这首歌献给所有的母亲 And this song's for all you mothers
我们都会好好的 We're all gonna be just fine
我们在过充满激情的人生 We're living the high life
过充满激情的人生 Living in our high life
我们在过充满激情的人生 We're up on the high life
这美好的夜 我们感到活着 And it's a fine night to feel alive
- 我们在过充满激情的人生 - 过充满激情的人生 - We're living the high life - Living the high life
- 过充满激情的人生 - 过属于我们的... - Living in our high life - Living in our...
- 我们在过充满激情的人生 - 我们在过充满激情的人生 - We're up on the high life - We're up on the high life
这美好的夜 我们感到活着 And it's a fine night to feel alive
过充满激情的人生 Living the high life
Living the high life!
过充满激情的人生 Living in our high life
- 我们在过充满激情的人生 - 麦克斯 - We're up on the high life - Max!
这美好的夜 我们感到活着 And it's a fine night to feel alive
And it's a fine night to feel alive!
- 过充满激情的人生 - 人生巅峰啊 妈 - Living the high life - Top of the world, Ma.
过充满激情的人生 Living in our high life
我们在过充满激情的人生 We're up on the high life
这美好的夜 我们感到活着 And it's a fine night to feel alive
过充满激情的人生 Living the high life
我们在过充满激情的人生 We're up on the high life
你们烂透了 You're fucking shite.
嘿 这是我之前和你说的那首歌 Hey. So here's that song I was telling you about,
等你来后我想弹给你听 that I wanted to play for you when you got here.
但我现在弹吧 But I guess I'll play it now.
如果我说紫色 If I said purple
你会说红色 You'd say red
你棕色的头发晃动 犹如没整理的床 With your brown hair tumbling Like an unmade bed
我们会笑得前仰后合 Then we'd both die laughing
为我说的某句话 At something I said
和你聊天 Talking to you
我找到了论点 I find my point
你失去了理智 And you lose your shit
有太多东西破裂 There's just so much broken
无法用言语修补 That the words can't fix
黎明即将来临 And the dawn is breaking
但我不能放弃 But I just can't quit
和你聊天 Talking to you
我瞥见了耶稣 I've seen a Jesus
在日落大道滑轮滑 Roller skating down Sunset
看到洒水器 Watched a ballet of sprinklers
在雨中跳芭蕾 In the rain
但我知道我会疯掉 But I know I'd go crazy
如果我再也不能 If I couldn't get
和你聊天 To talk to you again
所以如果上帝让我离开 So if God takes me
把你留在这里 And leaves you here
我不想要黑色的豪华轿车 I want no black limousines
也不要悲伤的眼泪 And no sad tears
因为我仍然会留在 'Cause I'll still be hanging around
大气层 The atmosphere
和你聊天 Talking to you
没有言语或音乐 And no words or music
能够比得上 Can come even near
和你聊天 To talking to you